I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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