I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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