Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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