dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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