Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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