so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Shame - the story of my life.
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