the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Randomize
