Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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