I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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