what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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