Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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