Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
only you would photoshop your dick
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize
