Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
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