Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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