i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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