sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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