Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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