Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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