Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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