I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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