apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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