Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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