his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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