So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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