i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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