If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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