Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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