I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Randomize
