Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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