Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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