Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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