im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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