he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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