I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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