absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
the day after is always just damage control
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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