all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
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