she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I'm both gender and math confused
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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