I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Having a random hookup so left but love u
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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