is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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