Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
this is an emotional support booty call
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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