you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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