Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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