Do you still have your period?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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