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The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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