pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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