normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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