I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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