party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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