We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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