if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I am in a vortex of obligation.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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