you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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