which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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