508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
another moral hangover. fuck.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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