so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Are we still banned from the library?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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